~cynical-optimist

I guess it's been almost 2 years since I last posted. What does this mean?
1) I'm still alive
2) I finally found a journal meme that I thought was neat enough to post.

RULES:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Using the following questions, press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer them, and you can give a definition if you wish
…No cheating…

1. How does the world see me?
I Am A Grocery Bag - They Might Be Giants
Oh boy.

2. Will I have a happy life?
Women and Men - They Might Be Giants
Oh dear.
Also, damn you Mike for getting me that damn discography! This is going to be an interesting meme.

3. What do people really think of me?
Nightmare - The Pillows
Hey, fuck you too, WMP.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Hold On - Jet

5. How can I make myself happy?
Get Stoned - Hinder
Hmm. I better make some calls.

6. What should I do with my life?
Ghouls N' Ghosts PolterGeist Mix (ocremix) - Binster
That is the opposite of life.

7. Will I ever have children?
The Clairvoyant - Iron Maiden
Maybe they'll make a fortune in, erm, fortune telling.

8. What is some good advice for me?
A God King Bleeds - 300 OST
Ambitious!

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
Saras Band - Mannheim Steamroller
Ooh. Flutey.

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Uno - Muse
Well, it does have that one motif in it...

11. What song will be played at my funeral?
Points of Authority - Linkin Park
Hmm. This does not bode well.

12. What is my day going to be like?
Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
Damn it!

13. Why am I here?
Wild Arms AldeHydeCastleFlow (ocremix) - po!
I think the ambiguous answers so far are better than the unambiguous ones.

14. What will people remember me for?
Breathe - Taproot
I guess I'll never to anything particularly exciting.

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Cherry Pie - Warrant

16. Are there people waiting outside waiting to take me away?
Angie - The Rolling Stones
This is a stupid question.

17. What will this year be all about?
Tetris (Music A)(Piano Practice Remix) - kalocin (SA NEScover)
Sounds like I don't have a productive time ahead of me.

18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Once Upon a Time in Transylvania (ocremix) - virt

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
(no name) - They Might Be Giants
This track has some confused people on an answering machine. Perhaps this will be when I'm high and drunk.

20. Your message to the world.
The Struggle Within - Metallica
Deep.

21. Your deepest secret.
Fireproof - Pillar
Not really. Please do not test this.

22. Your innermost desire.
V - Witches' Sabbath - Leonard Bernstein
Spot on.

23. Your oldest memory makes you think...
Burn it All (PotC OST)


24. Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
Losing my Religion - REM
Taken care of.

25. When you wake up in the morning you mutter?
Intermission (The Dark Side of Phobos)- TO
And then I will go back to sleep.

26. Right now, your feelings are:
Beast and the Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold
How unpleasant!

27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Final Fantasy X Twilight of Ivory (ocremix) - Palpable
I approve.

28. Your scream during sex:
Koreom - ??
I don't know the name of the artist, but I do know that this is an acceptable sex scream.

29. According to your music player, if you had a boy you’d name it something like
I Am A Human Head - They Might Be Giants
Damn you TMBG!!!

30. And if you had a girl:
Hard to Concentrate - Red Hot Chili Peppers
I got nothing

31. What the president should be saying in his speech?
Promise - Matchbook Romance
Holy shit! Spot on.

32. What you should have been taught in school?
Die Posaunen Von Jericho - Das Testament
...Sure. I probably should have been taught German.

33. A degree that should be available to study under?
Youth of the Nation - POD
I think they have that.

34. What your parents should have taught you?
Only God Knows Why - Kid Rock
Only god knows why I have this album.

35. A random street sign that should be on the next street corner?
Intro - Muse

36. You’re looking up at the sky, the clouds look like a message and it is:
Pause - Rob Dougan
WMP is suddenly silent!

37. What God should say when he reveals himself to the world?
American Witch - Rob Zombie
Sounds like a curse.

38. The newest sport is?
Flute Concerto no. 1 in G Major, K.313-Rondo - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
High fallutin'!

39. The title of the next magazine you should read?
Hang On - Seether
Hold on, Hang on... let's not get any more like this.

40. If you could genetically engineer any animal what would you call it?
Connected - Hoobastank
I think I'd actually call the animal Hoobastank.

41. If you started a band the name would be?
Here's to the Night - Eve 6
Sounds good.

42. A new city has sprouted and you’re the mayor; you decide to name it:
Chinese Burn - Curve
And we shall serve only spicy asian food.
Chinese Burn also sounds like an unpleasant STD.

43. Say you discovered a new universe with other life forms; you name it:
Dream House - Dane Cook
I guess this isn't a song, but it works.

44. You’re going to give an inspirational speech, you say:
We Are the Champions - Queen
True story.

45. You’re eye to eye with your worst adversary; you’re eyes catch each other pupils, the tension is terrifyingly intense, your first words are:
Demonoid Phenomenon - Rob Zombie
Maybe he'll get scared or something.

46. You’ve just finished the fight with said adversary, and he’s beaten you; your last words before you fall to your doom are:
Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) - The Doors
Maybe not.

47. You’re face up on your death bed with all your loved one’s around you and you just about to flat line, your words to them are:
Superheroes - Daft Punk
How inspirational!
o/`Into the air o/`

48. You’re inner voices tell you:
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
I think they want a walk.

49. My inner voices tell your inner voices:
I Could Care Less - DevilDriver
Apathetic!

50. If you were in a T.V. sitcom it’d be called
Letter From America - The Proclaimers
"This place is kind of ghetto.

Love, Evan"

51. Your farewell message to the readers:
Moribund Mifune - Matrix Revolutions OST
Optimistic as always. Thanks WMP!

Jerks. More TMBG would have been interesting.

Cheers!